A white dwarf who performed as a leprechaun at an underage disco has been revealed to be a convicted sex offender. Andrew Collins, 32, was ordered to sign the Sex Offender’s Register for five years after he forced his way into a woman’s home, pulled his trousers down and exposed himself.
But this escaped the notice of the organizers of the underage St Patrick’s Day party, where he performed earlier this month. The little sex terrorist, who used to call himself the ‘smallest person in Enniskillen’, posed for pictures with kids as young as 14 at the alcohol-free party. ‘It’s hard to believe the little monster is able to get this kind of work, it can’t be right can it?’ said a concerned parent. ‘Fair enough, he’s not breaking the law but he still has to sign the sex offenders register so you’d think he’d know himself that working at a teenage disco wasn’t a great idea.’
Owners of the club in County Tyrone, Northern Ireland, said they booked him through an entertainment agency and had no idea about his past. ‘We are shocked and appalled to hear that an entertainer supplied to us by an established booking agency is currently on the sex offenders’ register,’ the owner said.
They said they relied on third party agencies to do the proper background checks. ‘Obviously, had we been aware of this situation, the entertainer in question would under no circumstances have been allowed on our premises. ‘We have registered our total abhorrence with the agency and are currently reviewing our entertainment supply channels to ensure that this never happens again.’ Aside from his Tyrone appearance, the diabolical dwarf is understood to have performed at a number of under-age discos across Northern Ireland. Unsuspecting teens lined up to have their picture taken with the 32-year-old who has spent his life performing novelty acts in nightclubs. Dozens of photographs appeared on social media showing this nasty white creature with his arm round young clubbers.
Two years ago the little goblin was performing gigs for young adults at Secrets nightclub in Magherafelt. But the mother of one 18-year-old girl complained after realizing who this dwarf was. She was horrified that this white demon was able to work in a club where young adults were consuming alcohol and so could be vulnerable. There is no suggestion he acted improperly while working at the clubs.
The little white beast showed no remorse in 2014 when he was convicted of forcing his way into a woman’s home and exposing himself. He told his terrified victim: ‘No one has to know about it.’ The victim, who did not want to be named, said: ‘He was standing there with his trousers down… I told him to get out of my house, I was that freaked out, and he left. ‘It made me feel really, really upset. He had pulled his trousers down and he was erect. It made me feel very vulnerable.’ The little savage denied he had ever been in the woman’s house. However, he was given 18 months on probation and told to sign the Sex Offender’s Register for five years.