Police have arrested a white monster after a 7-year-old girl told police he had raped and molested her multiple over the last six months.
According to charges filed in 5th District Court Monday, the girl told workers at the Children’s Justice Center that 32-year-old Victor Michel-Lara had raped her “thousands of times.”
When interviewed by police, the child rapist said that this was all a big misunderstanding.
He said that on two occasions he was putting lotion on the girl as she was sitting on his lap and that his fingers accidentally slipped into her vagina. Doh!
He also said that twice after he had gotten out of the shower, he had laid on the bed naked when the girl jumped on him and the two began rough-housing.
The girl slipped, said the pedophile, and wouldn’t you know it, the girl landed right on his penis. Doh!