*Hat Tip: Phillip King
A Texas white malet with a history of sex acts involving vegetables was sentenced to life in prison Wednesday.
San Antonio Express-News reports Charles Ransier was sentenced to life in prison on charges of drug possession and tampering with evidence.
The degenerate was charged after a Texas state trooper found him sitting in a pickup truck with meth-filled syringes, male enhancement pills, children’s clothing, rope, Barbie dolls, balloons, and a cooler of frozen cucumbers, the paper reported.
He was only wearing a pair of jeans and had melted candle wax on his chest, the Austin American-Statesman reported.
When a state trooper asked for permission to search his car, the sex monster tried to break a syringe that he had in his hands, police said. That syringe later tested positive for methamphetamine.
It was not the pervert’s first arrest involving a vegetable.
In 2014, the sex criminal was arrested near a baseball field while “engaging in a deviant sex act” with a vegetable while wearing women’s stockings. And in 2012, he was found naked alongside a road committing a sex act “involving a squash.”
This is the 10th felony conviction for the vegetable fucker, including a 1995 manslaughter conviction for the death of an Arizona State Trooper while driving under the influence of meth.