Austin Herrin almost slipped under my cynical eye. The 19-year-old devil was arrested earlier this month after he got angry at a baby for soiling her diaper, and broke the baby’s leg.
Back in October, the white monster was caring for an 8-month-old girl when he became angry at her for needing a diaper change.
So, according to Chief Gary Hefner of the Harrisburg Police Department, the diabolical peckerwood grabbed the baby by one of her legs and dragged her across the floor on her face.
He then lifted her up by the leg and flipped her over. During this motion, the demonic cracka later told police he “heard the child’s leg break.” Not wanting to go to jail for breaking a baby’s leg, the ogre lied about how the leg was broken when the baby was taken to the hospital.
Police were called when the child’s injuries did not match the story told by this white prince of lies, but by this time, the luciferian had moved and police were unable to locate him. That was until Nov. 24, when the pale demon voluntarily went to police and admitted to what had really happened that day.