*Hat Tip: Lee Golden
A WHITE serial shitter is on the prowl in Ohio. The diabolical defecator has disgustingly dumped his own dung on, around and inside at least 19 cars in Akron over the last two years.
But the savage’s typical white addiction could soon be coming to an end, according to reports. That’s after he was caught on surveillance camera early Wednesday morning.
The photograph was taken on a timelapse camera set up by a nearby resident who’d become fed-up with repeatedly clearing inhuman waste off his vehicle.
The victim, who’s not been named, had been hit seven times.
His picture shows the mystery bowel movement terrorist squatting over the hood with his pants down — while looking directly into the lens.
Cops have now released the image in a bid to track him down, according to reports. Jacob Karam, who’s also been targeted a number of times, said he hoped the white beast would be caught.
“He did it on the hood every time,” he told local media.
“And then the one time he took it and he smeared it all over the hood, the windshield, the mirrors, the window, the door handles, and the gas tank covering,” he added.
Akron Police Lieutenant Rick Edwards said the white bio-terrorist appeared to be in his mid-40’s — and has not ruled out he could be responsible for even more similar incidents than the 19 already filed.
“I’m sure there are more victims out there,” Edwards said. If arrested, the white savage could face charges such as criminal mischief.