This Bitch Married A Dog
*Hat Tip: Ellix Virgo
British brutish female finally found the partner of her dreams – her pet DOG.
While the white bitch can be sure they won’t leave the toilet seat up or put foam round the sink… there is the chance she might get fleas.
Amanda Rodgers married her dog Sheba in a romantic ceremony in Croatia.
The typical white tradition was attended by 200 white savages and nobody barked their objection.
The 46-year-old divorcee wore black stockings and suspenders for the ceremony while Sheba wore a more traditional white bridal frock.
According to reports the bitch said: “Sheba had been in my life for years, making me laugh and comforting me when I was feeling low. I couldn’t think of anything more I’d need from a life partner.”
She married a white male 20 years ago but the marriage was short lived.
While the ratchet scallywag is presumably keeping her maiden name she does have the Twitter name @shebarodgers.
The white degenerate organizes a gothic music night in Brixton called Stranger than Paradise which she claims is “a twisted exotic romp of Balkan beats, gypsy laments and cossack high kicks.”