Law enforcement officials say a white employee of a Georgetown Papa Murphy’s rubbed his nasty white scrotum on a customer’s pizza because he had ordered it right before closing
time. According to the arrest affidavit, Austin Michael Symonds is charged with tampering with a consumer product. It happened Tuesday, Sept. 2. Cops say the customer saw Symonds
rubbing his balls sack on the pizza as he entered the store. He confronted the biological terrorist, who then apologized. He asked the white barbarian his age, and when he responded
with 18 he stated, “So you are old enough to know better than to put your balls on someone’s pizza.” Symonds responded by saying, “Yes.” The customer witnessed Symonds talk to the store’s manager over the phone.
The nutsack terrorist again apologized for what he did and said he had rubbed his filthy scrotum on the family size stuffed pizza with Canadian bacon, pineapple and extra cheese
because he was upset with when it was ordered, court documents say. He later admitted to what he had done to cops, the affidavit says.