Just when you think you heard it all these honks will prove you wrong. A ratchet “white” grandma is accused to have caused the closure of a Manchester restaurant after she did something unspeakablydiabolical in a tray of crispy seaweed.
UK’s Sunday Sport reports the ugly scallywag shocked disgusted fellow diners when she took a shit in the middle of the all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet.
They said “ onlookers gasped (and some vomited) when the drunken 52-year-old terrorist climbed onto a chair, pulled down her tights and splattered her mess onto the savoury treat.”
They report that the old terrorist had been asked to leave the venue after putting out a cigarette in another customer’s drink.
When the Sunday Sport approached the diabolical shitter, Janice O’Dowd, she told their reporter: “Yes, I was drunk and yes, I did shit on the buffet.”
Sue Harris was in the restaurant at the time celebrating her 40th birthday and said: “I was stood next to the woman when she grabbed a chair and climbed onto it. She was drunk and swigging from a vodka bottle and at first I thought she was just mooning her backside for the amusement of her friends.”
“I was physically sick on the spot.”
The owner of the restaurant was forced to shut for the day and let customers leave free of charge, apart from the offending table of drunken women.
He decided not to call the cops.