This ugly “white” dwarf was looking for a little wife.
A 90-pound leprechaun from Kansas, who reportedly skipped bathroom breaks as he raced to Florida for sex date with a teen girl, hoped to make the 14-year-old his child bride.
Newly released details show Christopher Lanning, 40, had mapped out an extensive, sickening fantasy in a series of disturbing online messages, according to reports.
“I’d be honored to be your man. If you’ll let me,” Lanning reportedly wrote in a chatroom that was secretly monitored by Florida cops.
The tiny pedophile told her she would need to be “emancipated so her parents couldn’t object” to marriage, the paper reported.
The little barbarian, who has dwarfism and is 4-foot-10, shamelessly planned to meet the girl at the Lake Fairy motel where would rip off the teen’s dress and impregnate her during an illicit rape.
The girl he called his “beloved wife” was far more fantasy than he realized. The underage teen was really an undercover cop.
Longwood law enforcement officers busted the “white” leprechaun on April 8 in the parking lot of a gas station. He had reportedly peed in a bottle during the 18-hour drive from Kansas City so he wouldn’t have to stop, investigators said.
Cops also found a woman’s wallet with $6.50 inside and a picture of an unidentified girl, investigators reported.
Hairy “white” leprechaun faces a number of charges, including traveling to meet a child for sex and transmitting obscene material to a minor. He was booked into Seminole County Jail on $15,300 bond. A judge banned him from using the computer or Internet. His arraignment is set for May 20