Wretched Savage Suspended From Vine For Raping A Hot Pocket

A wretched savage tweeting under the handle @VERSACEPOPTARTS (a.k.a., Thot Pocket) skyrocketed to the heights of social media infamy by documenting his anti-sexual antics with a microwaved Hot Pocket. 

The insanity began when he posted a Vine of himself sexually abusing a box of brown-sugar cinnamon Pop Tarts on Vine. The clip was quickly removed, but Thot Pocket took to Twitter to celebrate his sexually perverted act:

hot  pocket fucker

Emboldened by the response, he decided that he was not put on this earth to fornicate with cardboard boxes alone. He had hotter (literally) snack foods to fuck. He called upon the “white” masses of the Twitterphere to cheer-lead him to stardom:


This “white” monster who filmed himself having sex with a cheese and ham toastie has been banned from Twitter and Vine.

The wretched beast, said he committed the whitemarish act, before posting the video online, to ‘gain internet fame’.

The peckerwood promised on Twitter to do the deed, involving the popular US Hot Pockets snack, if he received more than 420 retweets.

‘I just thought it was so fucking funny,’ he said.

hot pockets

‘I tried doing it without a condom and it was just, like, way too hot.

‘I put it in the fridge for a little bit and I was like, “Dude, I’m gonna have to use a condom if I’m gonna actually stick my dick in the whole Hot Pocket.”’

The food rapist added: ‘Some of these people [his followers] would be shocked that I work in a restaurant.’

VersacePopTarts had his accounts on Twitter and Vine suspended. He was earlier blocked by Hot Pockets on the micro-blogging site.

Below, there’s a picture of him raping the pop tarts box.

pop tarts rapist

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Pedophiles, perverts, bestiality, murder, terrorism and the like. Cynical Afrikan exposes the socially mal-adaptive practices of the most destructive beings in the known universe: Creatures who classify themselves as white.

One comment on “Wretched Savage Suspended From Vine For Raping A Hot Pocket

  1. James on said:

    Who you’re gonna pick?…..HOT GARBAGE!!!

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