A Cynical Look At The White Race

White Shoplifter Is Jailed After Assaulting A Cop And Eating His Own Shit

shit eating blanchardDavid Blanchard, a 21-year-old “white” savage from Massachusetts, was jailed Friday after he stole a pair of sneakers, attempted to strangle himself and taunted cops by eating his own feces.

According to Framingham law enforcement, Blanchard was initially arrested after he stole a pair of sneakers from a Kohl’s department store.

After transport to the Framingham law enforcement station, the shit eating peckerwood was allowed a phone call, however, he refused to follow jail protocol by informing the person that he was calling that the conversation would be recorded.

The shit eater became angry when officers disconnected the call, and retaliated by shoving an officer against a wall and then attempting to flee the jail. Another officer was injured during the scrimmage before the dookie eater was eventually dog piled by officers and placed into a cell.

Once inside the cell, the depraved barbarian reportedly tried to strangle himself with his own T-shirt. When that didn’t work, he attempted to hang himself with it.

When officers entered the cell to retrieve the shirt, Blanchard took a fighting stance and resisted. Two jolts of a Taser brought him into temporary compliance.

Angry that officers had taken his shirt, the inhuman savage defecated into his hands, smeared shit on a security camera and soiled the walls of his cell. He was then moved to a second cell where he continued to smear shit on the walls of his cell.

When officers moved the shitman to a third cell, he once again proceeded to soil the walls of his cell.  When an officer told the depraved crackaroach that his antics weren’t going to earn him a trip to the hospital, the “white” devil became angrier.  That’s when he placed a ball of shit into his mouth and began chewing it.

The shit eater was transported to MetroWest Medical Center for a mental health evaluation. He was cleared a short time later and transported back to his cell at the Framingham law enforcement station.

He was booked into jail and charged with shoplifting, two counts of assault and battery on a cop and two counts of wanton destruction of property. He also faces numerous charges of assault from an unrelated case involving a disabled person that occurred late last year.

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