Terrorist Jailed After Exposing His Filthy Genitals To Neighbor’s Kids, Challenging Deputies To Peek Under His Poncho

Stephen Van Alphen

This “white” degenerate  from Florida who is becoming infamous for whitemarish antics in his North Fort Myers neighborhood was arrested last week after taking a walk while wearing his “Clint Eastwood poncho” — and nothing underneath it.

“I was playing cowboys and Indians in the house, all by myself. I was the naked redskin and the poncho’d cowboy at the same time,” Stephen Van Alphen, who faces indecent exposure charges, said to local media. “I’ve got a weird sense of humor.”

His neighbors aren’t laughing.

“I just I don’t like the fact that he’s drinking and walking in the neighborhood with no clothes on. My 6-year-old has seen him in the window,” neighbor Cheryl Biggs told the station.

Van Alphen, 46, has earned local infamy for walking around naked except for a colorful poncho that reveals his nasty ass and his filthy terroristic genitals” as he moves, according to a Lee County Sheriff’s Office report.

When deputies were called to the crime scene Friday, they recognized Van Alphen as the degenerate who they say once “accidentally” exposed his terroristic junk to a 6-year-old while doing what he called a “ninja move,” according to the law enforcement report.

According to Van Alphen’s roommate, the perverted ninja had been on a three-day drinking binge when he stepped out to take a walk in what he calls his “Clint Eastwood poncho.”

Before he was arrested, Van Alphen reportedly offered to show them his genitals, and commented, “It is too small for anyone to see it anyway.”

Van Alphen is out on bond, and parents want him out of the neighborhood. This isn’t the first time he has had a run-in with the law.

In 2011, Van Alphen, then living in Naples, Fla., faced felony charges after cops discovered that he’d grown $52,000 worth of marijuana in his closet.

At the time, Van Alphen said that he wasn’t sorry about growing the marijuana, and that he’d been smoking pot since he was 12 years old.

“It [the pot] did exactly what it was supposed to. I haven’t stopped since — and I’m high right now,” Van Alphen said at the time.

NBC-2.com WBBH News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral

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One comment on “Terrorist Jailed After Exposing His Filthy Genitals To Neighbor’s Kids, Challenging Deputies To Peek Under His Poncho

  1. James on said:

    Take his streaking ass to prison & see if he is so willingly to show his whitemarish genitals after the inmates get through with him..

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