Edwin Charles Tobergta, 34, pleaded guilty Tuesday to public indecency for having sex with a pink inflatable pool float in front of several children, according to reports.
A witness caught the Hamilton, Ohio beast getting wet and wild in June, after he “stepped out of his back door, naked and had perverted sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” the law enforcement report states.
The report notes that “this occurred in front of several children who saw his genitals and his actions with the float. The children were under the age of 10 and it occurred in the afternoon during the daylight hours.”
What the report fails to mention is that Tobergta — say what you will about him — is anything if not faithful. He was arrested in 2011 for having sex with the exact same pool float.
That time, he was caught on top of the blow-up tow with his pants “down around his ankles.” When he realized he’d been spotted, he tried to make a getaway — raft in tow — but cops eventually caught up to him.
He’s scheduled to be sentenced in November.