A Cynical Look At The White Race

White Inmate Charged After Cops Found A Loaded Gun Hidden Up His Ass

mark gregory valdezMark Gregory Valdez, a 33-year-old “white”  inmate at the Oklahoma County Jail, incurred an additional Sunday when officers found a loaded handgun hidden up his ass.

According to the Oklahoma County Sheriff’s Office, Valdez was being held at the Oklahoma County Jail on a minor charge Sunday when a fellow inmate told authorities that Valdez had flapping his gums about a handgun that he managed to sneak into jail.

After turning Valdez’ cell inside out looking for the firearm, officers conducted a full body cavity search. That’s when officers found a loaded Derringer pistol hidden inside Valdez’ rectum.

Investigators say the honk was taken to a local hospital after the gun was removed. The gun was found in operational condition and loaded with a single round of ammunition.

Investigators say Valdez submitted to a pat-down search when he was booked into jail, but somehow managed to be processed without passing through a metal detector.

Valdez remains held on the original charge plus an additional felony charge of possessing contraband inside a penal institution.

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