Swedish law enforcement officials are searching for a crackaroache committing sexual acts on…Bicycles!
After cyclist Per Edstrom noticed something strange about his bicycle, he installed security cameras in front of his home, left his bike outside and watched things unfold.
Just as he suspected! A honk disguising himself with a hooded sweatshirt approached the bike, cut open one of the tires and began masturbating onto the bicycle as the air left the tire, all the while holding a sheet of paper.
“My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning, you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating,” Edstrom said in an interview with a Swedish newspaper.
While the savage and his whitemarish behavior worry Edstrom’s girlfriend, Per’s not afraid.
“This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing,” he added. “I’m not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.”
Interestingly enough, this isn’t the first time Sweden’s had a problem with honks violating bicycles. In 2007, a 35-year-old was arrested and convicted after masturbating on at least 20 bikes in Stockholm and the surrounding areas.