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Two Cave Dwellers Stabbed Each Other Over American Idol Finale

honk on honk crime

This couple of yeehaws from Pennsylvania has been arrested after stabbing each other over a disagreement about who should win “American Idol.” An overly enthusiastic Karen Elaine Harrelson, 48, and Gregory Stambaugh, 57, were apparently enjoying a boozy night of musical entertainment during the show’s penultimate episode when law enforcement officials say they began arguing over the merits of finalists Candice Glover and Kree Harrison.

Clearly savages, one of them then fetched a kitchen knife and stabbed the other. The victim then supposedly grabbed the knife and stabbed back. Of course, they couldn’t agree on that, either, telling cops that the other one started it. Both were hauled off to York County Prison.

I just love honk on honk crime, don’t you?

One comment on “Two Cave Dwellers Stabbed Each Other Over American Idol Finale

  1. This shit is just beautiful. AND funny.

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