Barbaric Intruder Broke Into Home To Masturbate, Play With Toy Helicopter And Eat Salad


This barbarian from Goldilocks found a home that was just right for some play time.

On Wednesday evening the caretakers of a home called deputies after they had stopped by to the St. Augustine residence and had noticed the door was open while the homeowners were out of town, according to an arrest affidavit from the St. Johns County Sheriff’s office.

When the responding deputy arrived and checked out the backyard, the deputy noticed a savage, later identified as Jason Lee Vickery, 23, and ordered him to stop.

Vickery wasn’t cooperative so the deputy escorted him to the ground, the report stated.

The honk told the deputy that he had passed by the home earlier and had noticed an unlocked door. The honk then left to go to another address to get a paper bag that contained a wig, pouch of chewing tobacco, green towel and a salad before returning to the unsecured home, the affidavit stated.

Vickery then told the deputy he went inside the home through the unlocked door and went upstairs to the bathroom to masturbate. After finishing his whitemarish deed, Vickery said he wandered into the litchen, where he found a green remote control helicopter on the counter. After searching around he found some batteries and played with the toy, according to the report.

The “white” masturbator also told the deputy he then decided to eat the salad he had brought with him. While eating the salad, the St. Augustine honk heard voices outside, got nervous and made his getaway, the deputed wrote.

That’s when the deputy stopped him in his tracks.

An orange container with some pot inside was reportedly found in Vickery’s pocket.

Vickery was just released from the St. Johns County Jail on March 26 where he was being held on Possession of Drug Equipment, Resisting an Officer, Damage to property/Criminal Mischief, Burglary, Vehicle Theft and Larcency charges, records show.

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