Frozen Stiffy

*Hat Tip: Diego Garcia

snow man fucker

 

 

Habitual drunkard Kenneth Guillespie, 64, was found half-naked and screaming in agony next to the remains of the five-foot snow sculpture. And when he arrived for treatment at North Central infirmary in Blackburn, shocked medics found the booze-soaked layabout was suffering from FROSBITE of the JOHNSON. Someone At the hospital said that “Ken’s a regular visitor to A&E. Normally it’s just bumps and scrapes – or someone has giving him an ass whoopin’ because for being a savage.

“Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him. But this is the most bizarre mishap yet.”

“Frosbite of the penis may sound funny but it can be very serious indeed.”

“Frosbite can cause infection and gangrene and ultimately this may lead to the member being amputed.”

“From what I heard, Ken is still in one piece”.

But The unemployed former postman may not remain in one peice if the return to the scene of his whitemarish coupling – as local residents are said to be on the warpath.

Ian Jessop of the Ramsgreave and Brownhill Community Security said: “If that dirty fucker comes back here after what he did. I won’t be responsible for the reaction of the community.

“Several people have already vowed to dismember him after what he did to the kids’ snowman.”

“He left” a pile of empty bottles, a wrecked snowman and a trail of frozen man-juice in the middle of the community  recreation ground.”

“This bugger’s worse than Jimmy Savile.”

Last night Guillespie was said to be recovering with friends in nearby Darwen, though could not be contacted as Sunday Sport went to press.

These honks are off the chain!

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3 comments on “Frozen Stiffy

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  2. nicoleizhername on said:

    “Occasionally he’ll get trapped in something or get an object wedged up him.”-This ish right here and do u really think he would stop doing this if he put the bottle down for good…nope. We dealing with a groups’ nature and it ain’t neva gonna change. Remember they used to do the same thing to us, questioning our humanity and our right to be on this planet, when in truth they just didn’t want to face their own Real, Dysfunctional, Backward, Lacking Selves. It will forever stare them in the face if they could face themselves and look in the mirror.

  3. TracyG on said:

    He needs his ass whupped! >:(

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