This whitemarish witch confronted her husband and his younger lover in bed with a rifle before pissing and shitting on the floor before going on a violent rampage through the apartment, pulling down Christmas decorations and destroying things, according to cops.
Brenda Schumann, 51, of Vero Beach, Florida, is accused of storming into the bedroom of her home where she caught her husband, 42, in bed with a 33-year-old, and proceeded to threaten to kill them with the rifle.
After the husband wrestled the gun from her, the fugly skank then went on a rampage around the house, pissing on the carpet outside the bedroom and shitting the kitchen floor, the report said.
The whitemarish incident took place around 2.30am on December 21.
She then found a second rifle and began to destroy the house – pulling down Christmas decorations and smashing mirrors and pictures.
Her husband told cops she then fled in her car and left the rifle behind, according to TCPalm.
When later questioned by law enforcers, she told the deputy: ‘I found him in bed with a naked chick, what was I supposed to do?’
Schumann has been charged with aggravated assault/domestic violence, battery and resisting arrest without violence.