A righteous accident took the worthless life of a New Albany racist child. The 7-year-old peckerwood died over the weekend after being impaled in the head by a metal hook. ALLELUIA!
Cops called it a one in a million freak accident, something that could happen to anybody.
A desperate call was made moments after a piece of metal flew through the air hitting David Elwanger.
“It’s a pretty good sized object that struck him in his skull,” said Floyd County Sheriff Darrell Mills.
That object was an 8-inch S-hook. Investigators said it was attached to a lawn tractor that David’s grandfather was using in his backyard.
They were pulling shrubs about noon Saturday, when a rope snapped, launching that hook into the air with such force it impaled little peckerwood in the back of the head. LMAO!
“A child. It just really is traumatizing to be at those scenes,” said Mills.
The Floyd County Sheriff’s Office responded to the call and found the peckerwood’s father removed the hook himself and carried the dead creature inside.
David was taken to Kosair Children’s Hospital unconscious and fighting for his life, but he got knocked the fuck out and didn’t make it through the weekend. The This little beast died the same day
One less racist in training to worry about… many more to go! REST IN PISS COUNTRY FUCKER!