Honkey Shoots Himself In The Genitals, He Won’t Be Able To Fuck Around From Now On

This honk is recovering after law enforcement officials say he shot himself in the penis and testicle while cleaning a gun he just bought.

It happened last september at a home on the 200 block of Verada Street in Port St. Lucie.

According to cops, 18-year-old Michael Smeriglio first lied to cops saying someone shot him while he was walking down the street. After being questioned by detectives he admitted to accidentally doing it himself.

Doctors say the bullet went through his penis, his left testicle and then lodged itself in his thigh.

Smeriglio told cops he bought the gun in August at a party.

Thanks to this fortunate incident, children, little boys specifically are less likely to get molested by this honk. I hope he dies. 

The now dickless Michael Smeriglio

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Pedophiles, perverts, bestiality, murder, terrorism and the like. Cynical Afrikan exposes the socially mal-adaptive practices of the most destructive beings in the known universe: Creatures who classify themselves as white.

One comment on “Honkey Shoots Himself In The Genitals, He Won’t Be Able To Fuck Around From Now On

  1. that title is classic LOL!!

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