*Hat Tip: Bella
David Weber, a 53-year-old “white” creature from Florida was jailed Tuesday after he stole a credit card from a parked car, went into a bar to buy a drink with the card, then discovered that card he stole belonged to the bartender who was serving drinks that night.
According to Miami Beach law enforcement, Weber broke into a car parked inside a parking garage Monday night and stole a credit card out of it. He then went into a nearby bar and presented the card while ordering a drink.
Investigators say the bartender working that night recognized the card as his and called the cops.
During questioning, Weber claimed that he found the card on the ground and denied having anything to do with burglarizing the bartender’s car.
The “white” savage was booked into the Miami-Dade County Jail and charged with credit card fraud and theft.