A drunken fugly witch had a sexual threesome with two schoolboys and then told authorities they had raped her.
Kelly Baker, 34, of Tadworth, Surrey, performed a blow job on a 14-year-old boy as the older youth, aged 16, had sex with her.
The mother-of-four, who engaged in the perverted activity as her two-year-old toddler slept in the same bed, escaped jail today.
A judge heard that her perverted actions might never have come to light had the boys’ friends not trashed her house, stolen her mobile phone and cash from her wallet or eaten her children’s Easter eggs.
Up to eight other youngsters were partying at her house at the time of the sexual perversion, the court heard.
Later Baker phoned law enforcement to report all 10 teenagers for burglary and later accused the schoolboys of raping her.
However, detectives believed the boys instead of her and charged her with having sexual activity with a child.
The “white” witch admitted the charge during what would have been the first day of her trial last month.
Prosecutor Hannah Duncan told the judge sitting at Guildford Crown Court that the offence happened with Baker’s young children in the house.
She said: ‘This happened as the defendant’s two-year-old son was laying on the bed asleep.
‘The defendant’s nine-year-old daughter, who didn’t see (the whitemarish acts), was wandering around the house asking where her mom was.’
Baker had downed three bottles of wine before the house party turned into a full blown sex session, the court heard.
Baker danced with the older boy and later performed a sex act on him in the kitchen and bathroom.
The pair then moved to the bedroom after his friends kept walking in on them and laughing.
They were then joined by the uninvited under-age teenager.
Baker performed a sex act on the minor after his request, while the older teenager – above the legal age of consent – had sex with her.
A sex toy was also produced by the boys from the defendant’s bedroom drawers and used on her, the hearing was told.
Ms Duncan went on: ‘Both boys left the house together and were the last to do so.
‘As the defendant went downstairs she found the house had been left in a complete mess. She found money had been taken from her wallet, her phone was gone and her children’s Easter eggs had been eaten or were taken.
The witch phoned law enforcement and lied she had been burgled by 10 people she didn’t know, while she had gone out to find her daughter.
The female pedophile did not mention anything of a sexual nature which had happened.
However the rumour mill got to work on the estate where she lives and people began to confront her about what happened.
Then she called the law enforcers again and said she had been raped according to the prosecutor.
“She said she was out of it. They did what they did without her consent.’
The boys were interviewed, but not arrested by law enforcement.
Judge Peter Moss was told that a group of 10 teenagers had been hanging out with Baker’s eldest daughter that day and had gone back to the house in Bidhans Crescent, Tadworth, Surrey, at about 9.30pm on April 18, last year.
Baker had been drinking with a friend earlier in the evening and was heavily intoxicated when the party entered the early hours.
The 14-year-old victim said in his impact statement that he had been labelled a ‘rapist’ and a ‘granny sucker.’
Ms Duncan read an extract which said: ‘I know now that sexual intercourse is something special. At the time I didn’t think anything of it.
‘I was young and easily persuaded.’
Jelaga King, defending Baker, told the judge: ‘She is very remorseful. She is not a sexual predator grooming a child for her own gratification.
‘She is as much the victim as the victim himself.’ Oh yeah, a victim that asked the boys to open one of her drawers to find a sex toy to us on her!!!
He said the offence happened after the breakdown of her marriage and Baker turned to alcohol as a way of coping.
Sentencing Baker to a three-year community order, Judge Moss said: ‘This represents the disgraceful state you had got yourself in.
‘I believe this was a one-off offence and this will never happen again. You do not pose a serious risk of harm to the public.’ The bitch gets a pass!
She will complete 200 hours of unpaid work and was signed up to a Sexual Prevention Order.
Baker will also undergo single and group sessions as she battles her alcohol addiction.
She must be supervised when she is around children under the age of 18 years.