Last Monday afternoon, two terroristic blondes reportedly exposed their filthy “white” bodies to golfers in broad daylight on the golf course.
Alicia Binford, 43, and Shelly Lewis, 45 were arrested and charged with public indecency. Why not charge them with violent act of terrorism?
Anyway, Madison County sheriff’s deputies responded to the Woodlands Golf Course at about 2 p.m. on a citizen complaint call.
Binford and Lewis had exposed their nasty “sexual organs,” according to the complaint, though deputies deemed the “sexual organs” to be breasts. Both women, from O’Fallon, Missouri, were taken to jail on a $100 bond.
Word on the streets is that the exposure may have stemmed from a private group of golfers that host a naked — and illegal — golf tournament on the course once a year.
“The women were actually naked, straddling the hole as the guys putted on the green,” according to a witness.