Just when you think you heard it all…
This “white” man on the picture is a former Oklahoma judge who served time behind bars after using a penis pump while on the bench has been stripped of his retirement pay.
What in the world is a penis pump? Is that a new Reebok product?
Former Creek County Judge Donald D. Thompson was getting $7,789 a month when his pension was cut off in September 2006 over his conviction on indecent exposure and other felony charges, The Oklahoman reported.
Thompson the pump man, who served 20 months in jail, twice filed appeals to get his retirement benefits reinstated, but the state’s Supreme Court upheld the initial ruling Tuesday.
“Court reporters observed the felonious exposure of Mr. Thompson’s private parts, and testified to the fact during the criminal trial. That trial resulted in conviction of felonies. Those felonies violated Mr. Thompson’s oath of office,” Justice James Winchester wrote in the high court’s unanimous decision, according to The Oklahoman.
Court employees had testified that they witnessed Thompson masturbating, using a penis enlargement device and putting lotion on his privates while presiding over trials, according to the complaint filed against Thompson in 2004.
Witnesses said they had seen his penis on a number of occasions and some said his use of the pump was audible in the courtroom. In one instance, jurors commented to Thompson’s court reporter about the “popping” and “sh, sh” sounds they heard during a trial.
Thompson, who served as a judge from 1982 to 2004, will still get his benefits from a 1974-1980 post as a state legislator, the paper said.