After an anti-sexual experience with a sex toy sent her to the hospital, a Northern California suspected racist woman is suing a Southern California dildo manufacturer after one of their products turned her vagina into a mush.
The suspected racist/white supremacist known as April Bonjour states in her suit that, she and her boyfriend were using a vibrator made by Pipedream Products when she suddenly noticed that something was wrong.
“During usage I felt a sharp pain inside my vagina,” she wrote. “My boyfriend quickly removed the toy, it was covered with blood.”
I strongly suspect that this perverted “white” woman was pregnant and that her boyfriend stabbed her vagina so hard with the dildo that he destroyed the future racist suspect that was in her belly with the dildo.
At any rate, Bonjour initially thought she might have just started her period, but she realized something else was definitely happening when she continued to lose blood to the point where she began slipping in and out of consciousness.
“My son was woken up so we could go to the hospital,” she wrote. “He thought it I was dying…[and] quite frankly so did I.”
Too bad she didn’t.
Once at the hospital, Bonjour’s condition stabilized after she was administered several pints of blood.
After the incident, Bonjour attempted to get some compensation from the Pipedreams, but the company refused and she filed suit.
SF Weekly notes that Pipedream’s official company motto is, “We Don’t Make the Orgasm…We Make the Orgasm BETTER!”